Enjoy the Satire

Studies show American students are becoming less
proficient in math. Experts say we should have
seen this coming, but nobody could put two and
two together.

 Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your "X".
She's never coming back.
And don't ask "Y".

My dental appointment was two weeks after my husband's,
and our dentist noticed that we had both needed work on
the same tooth.
"He and I have a lot in common after 32 years of
marriage," I said.
"But this is more than a coincidence," the dentist
noted. "It must be dental telepathy."
 
  Q: What's the difference between an etymologist\
and an entomologist?
A: The etymologist knows the difference

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Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap. ~ Steve Martin

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. ~ Jimmy Durante

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. ~ Doug Hamwell

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. ~ George Roberts

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport ~ Jonathan Winters

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ Robert Benchley

Courtesy : Martha Northrup

How to enjoy satire!

"What's the quickest way to town?"
"Are you walking or driving?"
"Driving."
"That's the quickest way."

Texas Governor Rick Perry is considering calling a
special session of the legislature to aid enticing
businesses to move to Texas by repealing Ohm's law.
Texas political analysts predict it will pass with
very little resistance. (Stan Kegel)


"You're back early. I thought you went to the
racetrack."
"I did."
"But you told me you were broke."
"I am. I just made mental bets."
"How did you do?"
"I lost my mind."(Shoe: Cassett & Brookins)

Blonde 911 caller: "My water broke!"
"Stay calm. Now, how far apart are your contractions?"
"No contractions, but my basement is flooding fast!"

A botanist working in South America claims to have
discovered a nomadic tree. It just packs up its
trunk and leaves.

The minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had
sent to him via an usher. The note read, "Bill Jones
having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of
the congregation for his safety."

Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his
audience by announcing, "Bill Jones, having gone to
see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation
for his safety."

A blonde walks into a donut shop. "Excuse me, miss.
How many cups of coffee will this Thermos hold?"
"I think it's a five cup Thermos."
"Great! Give me two black and three cream and sugar."

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