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Great Minds!

Billy and Bubba, two farmers from a small town outside of
Little Rock, Arkansas, were walking home together after each
had purchased a pig. Billy said to Bubba, "How are we going
to tell them apart?"

Bubba answered, "We'll cut the left ear off of your pig."
And so they did.

After a while, the pigs got into a fight and they had bitten
off each others ears. Billy asked, "Now what are we going to
do?"

"Well, how about if we cut the tail off of my pig?" Bubba
replied.

"That sounds like a good plan to me," Billy agreed.

A little while later, the pigs got into another fight, and
when it was over, they were both missing their tails.

"What will we do now?" Bubba asked Billy.

After giving it some thought, Billy replied, "Well, we could
cut the leg off of yours."

"That's not humane!" Bubba cried.

So after some more thought, Billy said, "Well, let's do
this. We'll just call the white one yours and the black one
mine."

DON'T BE ON FRONT PAGE!

I was glancing over the front page of the Post Gazette the other day and saw that Alf Landon (Franklin Roosevelt's opponent in the 1936 election) had died at age 100. It reminded me of this story that FDR supposedly liked to tell.
There was a man who, everyday, would buy a newspaper on the way to work, glance at the headline, and hand it back to the newsboy. Day after day the man would go through this routine. Finally the newsboy could not stand it and he asked the man, "Why do you always buy a paper and only look at the front page before discarding it?"
The man replied, "I am only interested in the obituaries."
"But they are on page 21. You never even unfold the newspaper."
"Young man," he said, "the son of a bitch I'm looking for will be on the front page."