Enjoy The Humour And Satire

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Courtesy: Lisa Fisch.

Lexophiles will enjoy - Part 2

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you .  .  .
A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if .  .  .  you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : .  .  .  the LAN down under.

A boiled egg is .  .  .  hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center .  .  .  you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was ... resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?  .  .  .
He's all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could .  .  .  jog your memory.


Courtesy: Martha Northrup

The Economy is So Bad

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to
share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by
Somali pirates.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...


Courtesy:  Janice Beasley.