Bullets in short supply

An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed). When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage.

"What is this?" he shouts. "I fought against the Nazis, I worked hard all my life, I've been a loyal citizen, and now you tell me I can't even buy a piece of meat? This rotten system stinks!"
Suddenly a thuggish man in a black leather coat sidles up and murmurs "Take it easy, comrade. Remember what would have happened if you had made an outburst like that only a few years ago"--and he points an imaginary gun to his head and pulls the trigger.

The old man goes home, and his wife says, "So they're out of meat again?"

"It's worse than that," he replies. "They're out of bullets."

Enjoy The Humour

In the good ol' U.S. of A., buses will have a sign saying "Don't speak to the driver."

In Germany, the sign reads: "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver."

In England: "You are graciously requested to refrain from speaking to the driver."

In Scotland: "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?"

And in Italy: "Don't answer the driver."

MEET THE FAMILY OF TATES

Do you know how many members of the TATE family belong to our organization?
 
There is old man DICK TATE who wants to run everything, while Uncle RO TATE tries to change everything.
 
Their sister, AGI TATE, stirs up plenty of trouble with help rom her husband, IRRI TATE.
 
Whenever new projects are suggested, HESI TATE and his wife, VEGI TATE, want to wait until next year.
 
Brother FACILI TATE is quite helpful in group matters.
 
And a happy member is Ms. FELICI TATE.
 
Cousins COGI TATE and MEDI TATE always think things over and lend a helpful steady hand.
 
And, of course, there is the bad seed in the family, AMPU TATE, who has cut himself off completely from the rest of the organization.
 
 Courtesy: Donna Eaker