Too Hungry!

A market guru walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him, "Should I cut it into six pieces or eight pieces?"
 
The guru replies, "I'm feeling rather hungry right now.
You'd better cut it into eight pieces."
 
 Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.

Improve the environment

Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a
trash basket at my church and posted above it this
suggestion: "Empty water bottles here."
 
I should have been a little more specific, because when I
went to check it later, I didn't find any bottles in it. But
it was full of water.
 
 Courtesy: Mahmood Jawaid (via Reader's Digest)

21 Reasons Why English Is Hard To Learn – Last Part

1. The insurance was invalid for the invalid
2. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row
3. They were too close to the door to close it
4. The buck does funny things when does are present
5. A seamstress and a sewer fell down in a sewer line
6. To help with planting a farmer taught his sow to sow
7. The wind was too strong to wind the sail
8. After a number of injections my jaw got number
9. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear
10. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests
11. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Courtesy: Martha Northrup