Improve the environment

Trying to do my share to help the environment, I set up a
trash basket at my church and posted above it this
suggestion: "Empty water bottles here."
 
I should have been a little more specific, because when I
went to check it later, I didn't find any bottles in it. But
it was full of water.
 
 Courtesy: Mahmood Jawaid (via Reader's Digest)

21 Reasons Why English Is Hard To Learn – Last Part

1. The insurance was invalid for the invalid
2. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row
3. They were too close to the door to close it
4. The buck does funny things when does are present
5. A seamstress and a sewer fell down in a sewer line
6. To help with planting a farmer taught his sow to sow
7. The wind was too strong to wind the sail
8. After a number of injections my jaw got number
9. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear
10. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests
11. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

21 Reasons Why English Is Hard To Learn – Part 1

1. The bandage was wound around the wound
2. The farm was used to produce produce
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse
4. We must polish the Polish furniture
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert
7. Since there was no time like the present he thought it was time to present the present
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes
10. I did not object to the object

Courtesy: Martha Northrup