HUMOROUS HEADLINES TO EVOKE LAUGHTER

Readers of New York magazine were asked to submit made-up headlines for tabloid newspapers.

Some of the suggestions:

"Dog Missing Since 1940 Returns, Bites Master"
 
"I Found Danny DeVito's Head in a Dumpster"
 
"Satanic Messages in Nintendo Imperil our Youth"
 
"Sky-diving Mom Gives Birth During Free-Fall"
 
"Your Remote Control Could Launch Nuclear Weapons"
 
"Man Held in Shooting Death of Own Siamese Twin"
 
"Cocker Spaniel Shoots Intruder, Calls 911 to Save Master"
 
"Infant Grows Sideburns During Visit to Graceland"
 
"Aliens Reconstruct Berlin Wall"

LAUGH AND LEARN HOW TO SAVE

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. 

His eventual response:

"Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I'll give you two dollars. Everybody wins."

LAUGH AND ENJOY

"The car won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think
there's water in the carburetor."
"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't
even know what the carburetor is."
"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's
water in the carburetor."
"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out.
Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."


Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes