ENJOY THE SATIRE

A long time ago, a visitor from out of town went on a tour
of Manhattan. At the end of the tour they took him to the
financial district.

 When they arrived at Battery Park, the
guide showed the visitor some nice yachts anchoring there
and said, "Here are the yachts of our bankers and
stockbrokers."
 

"And where are the yachts of the investors?" asked the naive
visitor.
Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.

REPARTEE - CHURCHILL Vs LADY ASTOR

COURTESY: MARTHA NORTHRUP

DEVIL AND THE DEEP SEA

One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Devil." 

Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."