SARCASM - NYC Mayor Ed Koch vs. Andrew Kirtzman

after the reporter insisted on pressing a point about an inconsistent statement Koch had made

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

HOW TO IRATE CITIZENS

I do the water and sewer billing for a small city in
Washington state. Customers complained about our
postcard-sized bills -- which they said looked too much like
junk mail. So we decided to start sending full-sized bills
in envelopes. The month before the switch, I had a note
printed on the cards, announcing the change.
Two days later, I heard someone yelling at our receptionist,
"Is this some kind of joke?" When the customer threw his
bill upon the desk, I saw his point. The note was, "Coming
Soon! New Larger Bills!"
 
 Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.

HILARIOUS

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:

"Windows frozen."

Husband texts back:

"Pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 mins later:

"Computer completely dead now."

        Courtesy: Martha Northrup