MODERN MEDITATION

I got so excited when my husband expressed interest in my
meditation sessions.
 
"You don't have to close your eyes," I explained. "You can
keep them open and focus on something like a candle or a
spot in front of you."
 
He nodded thoughtfully. "Could it be a TV?"

FAMILY HISTORY

 

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"  
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.."

 Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

 The confused girl returned to her mother and said, " Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from
monkeys?"
The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple.  I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his."

Courtesy : Martha Northrup


 

NEW TEST MATERIAL

At a convention of biological scientists, one prominent
researcher remarked to another, "Did you know that in our
lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our
experiments?"
"Really?" the other researcher replied. "Why did you
switch?"
"Well, for three reasons. First, we found that lawyers are
far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don't get so
attached to them. And third, there are some things even a
rat won't do."