Mother of all Blunders

It seems that a young man volunteered for Navy service
during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for
aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola, skipping boot
camp. The very first day at Pensacola, he soloed and was the
best flier on the base. All they could do was give him his
gold wings and assign him immediately to an aircraft carrier
in the Pacific.

On his first day aboard, he took off and single-handedly
shot down six Japanese zeroes. Then climbing up to 20,000
ft., he found nine more Japanese planes and shot them all
down, too. Noting that his fuel was getting low, he
descended, circled the carrier, and came in for a perfect
landing on the deck.

He threw back the canopy, climbed out, and jogged over to
the captain. Saluting smartly, he said, "Well, sir, how did
I do on my very first day?"

The captain turned around, bowed, and replied, "You make one
velly impoltant mistake!"
 
Courtesy: Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.

Facts R Sometimes Funny

• Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. 
• Coca-Cola was originally green. 
• It is impossible to lick your elbow.
• The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
• The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
• The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
• The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
• The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
• Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
• The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
• The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
• Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
  Spades - King David
  Hearts - Charlemagne
  Clubs - Alexander, the Great
  Diamonds - Julius Caesar

         Courtesy :  Randy C.

What is needed to become a good Golfer

 It's easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf, than at 10:00 a.m. to mow the lawn.

A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are. That's why I get so many calls to play with friends.

A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you require the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

It takes longer to learn good golf than it does to become a brain surgeon.  On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs  if you are performing brain surgery. 

Courtesy: Martha Northrup