How 2 Marinate A Marriage!

One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree
his wife had served. "What did you marinate this in?" he
asked. His wife immediately went into a long explanation
about how much she loved him and how life wouldn't be the
same without him, etc.

Eventually, his puzzled expression made her interrupt her
answer with a question of her own, "What did you ask me?"

She chuckled at his answer and explained, "I thought you
asked me if I would marry you again!"

As she left the room, he called out, "Well, would you marry
me again?"

Without hesitation, she said, "Vinegar and barbecue sauce."

 Courtesy: Clean-Laffs.

HOW 2 BECOME A FREE MAN

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The
soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown,
say, "That's not it," and put it down again. This went on
for some time until the general arranged to have the soldier
psychologically tested.

The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged and
wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled, and said, "That's it."

 Courtesy: Doc's Daily Chuckle.

How 2 Receive Phone Calls

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

"The jerk called back!"