WHAT A DOCTOR - LAST PART

I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears. 
His advice:
"Don't answer it." 
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said, 
"Here, take these -
If they don't work, give me a ring."
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Another guy told the doctor that he thought 
he was a deck of cards.
The doctor simply said, 
"Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." 
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places.
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You know, doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
Then he says,
"I wish you had come to me sooner."

Courtesy: Martha Northrup