A friend told a blond man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me".
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
Courtesy: Martha Northrup
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