Sunday, 10 November 2013

Food for thought!


When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
 
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
 
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
 
What do women want to be liberated from?

The average man's life consists of :
 
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
 
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
 
And at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Saturday, 9 November 2013

Do you agree - 2

42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.


If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.

Friday, 8 November 2013

Hard Realization!



A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. St.
Peter approaches and says "Can I help you?"

The man replies "No thanks." He continues to stand
on the clouds.

"Are you sure I can't help you?"

"No. That's fine."

A short time later St. Peter approaches the man
again. "Look, you do realize that if you're here,
you're dead -- right?"

"Oh I realize that. I'm just waiting for the Medics
down there to realize that."