Tech Support - 5

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a
screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the
mouse, it disappears.
 

Customer: I have a problem with my printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: No, my desk is next to the door,but that is a
good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me
is under a window, and his printer is working fine.

Non-believer!

On a sunny Sabbath afternoon in Miami Beach, two old
friends met for the first time in years. After an
exchange of the usual pleasantries, as they sat on a
beachfront bench, Jacob's expression grew somber and
he said, "Shmuel, people are telling me you don't go
to shul any more. Can it be true that you no longer
believe in God?"
Shmuel looked uncomfortable, and hurriedly changed the
subject.
The next afternoon, the old friends met on the beach
again."You must tell me, Shmuel, don't you believe in
our God any more?"
Shmuel replied, "Here is a straight answer to a
straight question. No, I don't."
"Why didn't you tell me that yesterday?"
"God forbid. On Sabbath?"

Tech Support - 4

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
 
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the
computer?
 
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
 
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10
paces back.
 
Customer: OK.
 
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
 
Customer: Yes
 
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.