Legal Evil U May Like!

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wanted to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a
remote control for a television set in her purse.
 

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
 

"No, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I
figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."

Tech Support - 2

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to
the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my coworker do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five asterisks.

Immortals!

OLD AIR CONDITIONER REPAIRMEN never die, they just
lose their cool
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die they just lose their balance.
OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die, they just retire.
OLD BANKERS never die they just lose interest.
OLD BOWLERS never die they just end up in the gutter.
OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die, they just lose heart.

OLD COWBOYS never die, they just get the boot.
OLD CREDIT CARD USERS never die, they just get
discharged.
OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull.
OLD DOCTORS never die they just lose their patience.
OLD DRY CLEANERS never die, they just get depressed.
OLD EGYPTIANS never die, they remain in denial.