Immortals!

OLD AIR CONDITIONER REPAIRMEN never die, they just
lose their cool
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die they just lose their balance.
OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die, they just retire.
OLD BANKERS never die they just lose interest.
OLD BOWLERS never die they just end up in the gutter.
OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die, they just lose heart.

OLD COWBOYS never die, they just get the boot.
OLD CREDIT CARD USERS never die, they just get
discharged.
OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull.
OLD DOCTORS never die they just lose their patience.
OLD DRY CLEANERS never die, they just get depressed.
OLD EGYPTIANS never die, they remain in denial.

Tech Support - Enjoy!!!

Tech Support caller: "Can you give me the
telephone number for Jack?"
"I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are
talking about."
"I need to clean my fax machine."
"I still don't understand."
"On page 10 section 5 of the user guide it
clearly says that I need to unplug the fax
machine from the AC wall socket and
telephone Jack before cleaning. Now can you
please give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Choosing the right path!

This priest was with a dying man, the priest Whispering firmly, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!"

The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order, Still the man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know for sure where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."