Personal Web Sight!

I had just finished eating a beautiful dinner that my mother
had prepared for our family. As I glanced up at the
chandelier over the table, I was mesmerized by the creative
handiwork a spider had woven around the prisms and
lightbulbs. "Don't look up there!" my mother screamed. "It's
the one thing I was too tired to clean!"

"Don't look where?" my brother asked.

"There!" my mother pointed. "It's my own personal web
sight!"


Courtesy: FranCMT2.

Qualities of Men as evaluated by the Women

1. Men are like Laxatives 
They irritate the crap out of you. 

2. Men are like Weather 
Nothing can be done to change 
them. 

3. Men are like  Blenders 
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.. 

4. Men are like Commercials 
You can't believe a word they say. 

5. Men are like  Department Stores 
Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 

6. Men are like  Government Bonds 
.... They take soooooooo long to mature.

7. Men are like  Mascara 
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 

8. Men are like  Popcorn 
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 

9. Men are like Lava Lamps 
Fun to look at, but not very bright. 

10. Men are like  Parking Spots 
All the good ones are taken, the rest are 
handicapped.

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Left-handed!

A husband asked his wife, "If I should die first, would you
marry again?"

"I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply, "but I
think eventually I would remarry."

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house, would you?"

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home.
There is no reason to abandon it."

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?"

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"

"Of course not! He's left-handed!"

Courtesy: Fran CMT2.