Why want to live long?

I recently started with a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said
I was doing "fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I asked him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 90?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer, wine
or hard liquor?
"Oh no. I'm not doing drugs, either."
"Do you eat steaks and barbecued ribs?"
"Not much ... I try to stay away from red meat."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't."
"Do you gamble or drive fast cars?"
"No, not at all."
"Then why would you want to live to 90?"

Enjoy Grucho Marx - 2

Now there's a man with an open mind -- you can feel
the breeze from here!

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage
does.

She got her good looks from her father. He's a
plastic surgeon.

There's only one way to find out if a man is honest:
ask him. If he says yes, you know he's a crook.

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I
quit: retire!

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I
have others.



Courtesy: BW Jokes

Another Winter!

Government surveyors came to Ole's farm in the fall and
asked if they could do some surveying. Ole agreed, and Lena
even served them a nice meal at noon time.
The next spring, the two surveyors stopped by and told Ole,
"Because you were so kind to us, we wanted to give you this
bad news in person instead of by letter."
Ole replied, "What's the bad news?"
The surveyors stated, "Well, after our work here, we
discovered your farm is not in Minnesota but is actually in
Wisconsin!"
Ole looked at Lea and said, "That's the best news I have
heard in a long time. I just told Lena this morning that I
don't think I can take another winter in Minnesota."
 
Courtesy: Becky Day.