Do U like Satire - Part 2

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. ~ Betsy Salkind

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Jean Kerr

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Laugh as U enjoy the Humour

A paramedic was being interviewed on
TV. "What was your most unusual and
challenging 9-1-1 call?"
"Recently we got a call from the church
at 11th and Walnut. A frantic usher was
very concerned that during the sermon an
elderly man passed out in a pew and
appeared to be dead. The usher could find
no pulse and there was no noticeable
breathing."
"What was so unusual and demanding about
this particular call?"
"We carried out four guys before we found
the one who was dead."

"You look glum. Whats wrong?"
"They called in a management team and gave
everyone in the office an aptitude test to
see what they were best suited for."
"Yeah, so what's the problem with that?"
"It turns out that I am best suited for
unemployment."
 

Funs Galore

MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS
 
Those who live by the sword get shot by
those who don't.
 
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
talented fool.
 
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a
50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.
 
If the shoe fits, get another one just
like it.
 
The things that come to those who wait
may be the things left by those who got
there first.