Lexophiles will enjoy - Part 2

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you .  .  .
A-flat miner.

You are stuck with your debt if .  .  .  you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia : .  .  .  the LAN down under.

A boiled egg is .  .  .  hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center .  .  .  you've seen a mall.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was ... resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?  .  .  .
He's all right now.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could .  .  .  jog your memory.


Courtesy: Martha Northrup

The Economy is So Bad

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to
share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by
Somali pirates.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...


Courtesy:  Janice Beasley.

Lexophiles will enjoy - Part 1

To write with a broken pencil is .  .  .  pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes .  .  .  take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar .  .  .  got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles .  .  .  U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes .  .  .  was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out .  .  .  free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married.  .  .  they fought tooth and nail.

A will is a .  .  .  dead giveaway.


Courtesy: Martha Northrup