Lexophiles will enjoy - Part 1

To write with a broken pencil is .  .  .  pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes .  .  .  take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar .  .  .  got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles .  .  .  U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes .  .  .  was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out .  .  .  free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married.  .  .  they fought tooth and nail.

A will is a .  .  .  dead giveaway.


Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Ended in a Tie!

Did you hear about the two silk worms who were in a race?

They both ended up in a tie.

Your True Friend!

It can buy you a House
But not a Home

It can buy you a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy you a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

So you see, Money isn't everything. And it often causes pain
and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your
Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...

So send me all your money, and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend you will never find

Courtesy:  Thomas S. Ellsworth.