CAUTION! INTERNET ADDICTION IS TERMINAL

Apparently, independent studies have discovered that the Internet is an addictive agent that is just as powerful as drugs or alcohol.
 
However, researchers go on to say that the Internet is
actually much more dangerous than these addictive
substances, since it is a terminal addiction.
 
 Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.

KEEP THEM IN GOOD HUMOR

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit." 

Women are Angels And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly . . . usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.

      Courtesy: Martha Northrup

HUMOROUS HEADLINES TO EVOKE LAUGHTER

Readers of New York magazine were asked to submit made-up headlines for tabloid newspapers.

Some of the suggestions:

"Dog Missing Since 1940 Returns, Bites Master"
 
"I Found Danny DeVito's Head in a Dumpster"
 
"Satanic Messages in Nintendo Imperil our Youth"
 
"Sky-diving Mom Gives Birth During Free-Fall"
 
"Your Remote Control Could Launch Nuclear Weapons"
 
"Man Held in Shooting Death of Own Siamese Twin"
 
"Cocker Spaniel Shoots Intruder, Calls 911 to Save Master"
 
"Infant Grows Sideburns During Visit to Graceland"
 
"Aliens Reconstruct Berlin Wall"