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At a convention of biological scientists, one prominent
researcher remarked to another, "Did you know that in our
lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our
experiments?"
"Really?" the other researcher replied. "Why did you
switch?"
"Well, for three reasons. First, we found that lawyers are
far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don't get so
attached to them. And third, there are some things even a
rat won't do."

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I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young
daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought
it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the
office. Since I wanted it to be a surprise, I didn't tell
her where we were going, just that it would be fun. Although
usually a bit shy, she seemed excited to meet each colleague
I introduced. On the way home, however, she seemed somewhat
down.
"Didn't you have a nice time?" I asked.
"Well, it was okay," she responded. "But I thought it would
be more like a circus."
Confused, I asked, "Whatever do you mean?"
She said, "Well, you said you work with a bunch of clowns,
and I never got to see them!"

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20% Jewellery
 
20% Shopping
 
20% Money
 
20% Enjoyment
 
10% Household chores
 
10% Other