MISSING - GOAT NO. 3

At a high School in Montana a group of students played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school building.


Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2, 4.


Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for goat #3.

EASY WAY TO GET FIRED

One day, Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. His nephew asked him what happened.
"You know what a foreman is?" Uncle Joe asked.
"The one who stands around and watches the other men work?"the nephew asked. "What's that got to do with it?"
"Well, he just got jealous of me," Uncle Joe explained.
 
"Everyone thought I was the foreman."
 Courtesy: Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.

KNOWS EVERYTHING !

Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes.
Excellent condition. $500 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required. Son turned fourteen
last week. Now knows everything.
 Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.