You agree?

My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a
while she got a generous raise.
The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from
work, and they stopped for ice cream. As they continued home, my
sister blurted out, "Isn't it hard to believe that I have a job
that pays this much money?"
Just then, she went to toss the last of her ice cream cone out
the window. However, the window was closed, and it smacked
against the glass.
Her husband replied calmly, "Yes."

Tit-bits

While replacing some roof tiles, my friend fell from a ladder.
His ankle broken, he called out for help and his neighbor's
four-year-old came to his side.
"Don't worry," she said, disappearing into her house.
Minutes later she returned in her nurse's outfit, carrying a
medical bag.
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It must have taken a lot of courage to discover that frogs'
legs are edible.
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Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on
the same side
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I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

No extra please!

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important
convention, so he asked his top engineer to write him
a punchy, 20-minute speech.
When the CEO returned from the big event, he
was furious. "What's the idea of writing me an
hour-long speech?!? Half the audience walked
out before I finished."

The engineer replied. "I wrote you a 20-minute
speech. I also gave you the two extra copies
you asked for."