Three guys die and go to heaven.
The first guy goes up to St. Peter, who says, "In all the years you were married, were you ever unfaithful to your wife?"
The guy thinks a moment then says, "No. No. I was always faithful to her through 55 years of marriage."
St.
Peter scratches something down in a big book, then he says to the guy,
"OK, mister, you can have that Rolls Royce over there to drive around
here."
Now second guy goes up to St. Peter. He asks him, "In all the years you were married, were you ever unfaithful to your wife?"
This
second guy takes a moment. He hems and haws a few minutes, then he
says, "Well, I did flirt a little, and there was that one night with
Julia. But other than that I tried to remain faithful to my wife through
40 years of marriage. I guess I just wasn't perfect, huh?"
St.
Peter scratches something in his book and says, "Don't worry about it.
You can have that motorbike over there to get around."
Third guy too gets the same question.
The guy blushes a bit.
"C'mon," he says. "You know I wasn't the best of husbands. I cheated on my wife three times, and then I was a terrible flirt."
"I
know, I know," says St. Peter without looking up from his Big Book. He
scratches something down in that book then says, "Don't worry about it.
We'll let you have that bicycle over there."
A few weeks later,
guys no. 2 and no. 3 were driving along when they see Rolls Royce parked
outside of a bar. They stop and go inside and find guy no.1 with empty
bottles all around him, his face down in his hands on the table.
Guy no. 2 asks him, "What could possibly be wrong, you got to heaven, you're driving a Rolls Royce, and everything's great."
"I saw my wife today", he replied.
Guy no. 3 says, "That's great! So, what's the problem?"
He answers, "She was on roller skates!"