Tuesday 23 July 2013

Have U seen my other shoe ?

One evening after work John drove his secretary home after she was unable to start her car.  Not wanting to bother his wife, Maureen, he decided not to mention it to her.

Later that night John and Maureen were driving out to eat when the John spotted a high-heeled shoe hidden under the passenger seat.  Pointing to something out the passenger window to distract his wife, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.

They arrived at the restaurant a short time later and were about to get out of the car when Maureen enquired, 'John, have you seen my other shoe?'

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A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."

He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hilary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire. 


She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008.

So we're taking up a collection for her." The stock broker asked, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replied,"Only about 3-1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.
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Monday 22 July 2013

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