Monday 31 December 2012

FEMALE BRAIN


20% Jewellery
 

20% Shopping
 

20% Money
 

20% Enjoyment
 

10% Household chores
 

10% Other

Saturday 29 December 2012

MISSING - GOAT NO. 3

At a high School in Montana a group of students played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school building.


Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2, 4.


Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for goat #3.

Thursday 27 December 2012

EASY WAY TO GET FIRED

One day, Uncle Joe got fired from his construction job. His nephew asked him what happened.
"You know what a foreman is?" Uncle Joe asked.

"The one who stands around and watches the other men work?"the nephew asked. "What's that got to do with it?"

"Well, he just got jealous of me," Uncle Joe explained.
 

"Everyone thought I was the foreman."
 Courtesy: Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.