Facts R Sometimes Funny

• Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. 
• Coca-Cola was originally green. 
• It is impossible to lick your elbow.
• The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
• The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
• The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
• The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
• The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000
• Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
• The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
• The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
• Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
  Spades - King David
  Hearts - Charlemagne
  Clubs - Alexander, the Great
  Diamonds - Julius Caesar

         Courtesy :  Randy C.

What is needed to become a good Golfer

 It's easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf, than at 10:00 a.m. to mow the lawn.

A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you are. That's why I get so many calls to play with friends.

A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you require the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

It takes longer to learn good golf than it does to become a brain surgeon.  On the other hand, you don't get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs  if you are performing brain surgery. 

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

What A Courageous Lady!

Linda Burnett,23,was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket  to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she
looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
 A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making aloud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

 And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

Courtesy: Martha Northrup